Bart Jojo Simpson
Bart's misunderstood, because people think
he's an underachiever, when he's really quite smart. He has a lot of decent
qualities. He looks out for his sister, Lisa; he's befriended outcasts and misfits
like Milhouse Van Houten and Ralph Wiggum; he's injected romance into the life
of his teacher, Edna Krabappel; and he brought down an illegal French winery
during his brief student exchange trip abroad. Bart definitely isn't a normal
10 year old, because he's lived out a lot of his dreams and ambitions. He has
starred in his own short-lived TV series (with his idol, Krusty the Clown),
spotted and named a deadly comet that nearly destroyed his town (by luck!),
and almost got the role of Fallout Boy in the Radioactive Man movie. He couldn't
have done any of those things without the help and support of his best friend,
Santa's Little Helper.
Full Name: Bartholomew Jo-Jo Simpson
Birthday: April 1
Mother: Marge Bouvier Simpson
Father: Homer Jay Simpson
Siblings: Lisa Marie Simpson, Maggie Simpson
First Word: "Aye Carumba!"
Medical Condition: Attention Deficit Disorder
Best Friends: Pet dog Santa's Little Helper, and Milhouse Van Houten.
When Milhouse temporarily moved away, he turned best friends with Lisa.
Worst Enemies: Sideshow Bob (Robert Underdunk Terwilliger), Sideshow
Cecil, and Dr Demento
Past Loves: New teenage neighbor Laura Powers, Rainier Wolfcastle's daughter
Greta Wolfcastle and Rev Lovejoy's nasty daughter Jessica Lovejoy. Also Rena,
a girl he met in juvenile detention
Possibly his Biggest Mistake: Selling
his soul for $5 to Milhouse leading to disastrous consequences.
Idol: Krusty the Clown, host of the
Krusty the Clown Show and Bart's favourite cartoon Itchy and Scratchy.
Role Model: Radioactive Man and Homer
Future Plans: Supreme Court Justice; mystics have said Wrecking Ball
Operator and Rocker in a bad Jimmy Buffet-style band. Bart's also wanted to
be a cop.
Shames: Frequently beaten up by bullies
Jimbo, Dolph, Kearney and Nelson. Often strangled by Homer. Was once pinned
to the floor by Lisa so she could prove she's stronger than Bart.
Secretly owns: a Stamp collection.
Near Death #1: Swam with sharks.
Near Death #2: While skating, he was hit by Mr. Burns' speeding limo.
Near Death #3: Almost murdered by Sideshow Bob (twice), and Bob is still
vying for revenge.
Near Death #4: Almost run over by
Snake in his car
Near Death #5: Ate a jagged metal Krusty "O".
Near Death #6: Thrown over a cliff by Sideshow Cecil.
Near Death #7: Suffered a heart attack after becoming very fat from too much junk food
Discoveries: Blinky the three-eyed
fish and a comet that nearly destroyed Springfield.
Secret Identities: El Barto, his tag he leaves over every wall in Springfield.
Chief Wiggum has still failed to catch him. Bartman, a super hero, known as
the Avenger of Evil.
Favorite Phrases: "Eat my shorts!", "Get bent!" and
Loves: Outsmarting younger sister Lisa, and bungling dad Homer.
Sports he plays: American Football,
Ice hockey, Tennis, Soccer, Baseball, Softball
Allergies: Buttermainscotch; Imitation
butterscotch, glow-in-the-dark monster make up.
Other Names: Rudiger, El Barto
Krusty Buddy Number: 16302
School status: Even though Bart gets bullied, he still seems to be very
popular at school.
Favorite comic book: Radioactive Man & Fallout Boy.Accept no imitations!
Helped Principal Skinner & Mrs. Krabappel get together and later get engaged.
Was branded a child genius after cheating on a test.
Saved Krusty's show numerous times, once from the evil Sideshow Bob (see below)
Helped clear Krusty's name in a Kwik-E-Mart robbery framing.
Organized Krusty's Komeback Special.
Has foiled Sideshow Bob repeatedly.
With Lisa, managed to chase Homer and Marge around America.
Led a war, with the kids of Springfield against neighborhood bully Nelson Muntz.
Led another war with a group of friends against the kids in neighboring city
Got held back a grade and ended up in the same class as Lisa- who got promoted
Stared in commercials when he was a baby (Known as Baby Stinkbreath)
Once accidentally shot a bird, and vowed to look after its eggs, only to discover
they were lizard eggs.
Enjoyed brief, but injurious career as a daredevil.
Deadlocked with Todd Flanders in a miniature golf tournament, but ended up scoring
Saved Mr. Burns' life by donating his rare double 0-Negative blood.
Led a rebellion at Kamp Krusty against a group of thugs who took it over.
Won an elephant in a radio contest.
Saved Ranier Wolfcastle (McBain)'s daughter, Greta Wolfcastle, from bullies.
Ran the Comic Book Store with Milhouse when the Comic Book Guy was sent to hospital.
Helped raid Fat Tony's illegal fireworks supply.
Once became a faith healer.
Tried to help cowboy Buck McCoy become sober.
Once admitted he thought sister Lisa was good looking.
Attempted a grease haul with Homer.
Took over the school when the kids were locked inside the school in a huge blizzard.
Moment of fame #1: Once was a TV star as the "I Didn't Do It Boy"
after destroying Krusty's stage set.
Moment of fame #2: Became a short lived celebrity after saying "I do what
I feel like", good advice for Springfield citizens.
Moment of fame #3: Once hosted a popular kid's TV show "Bart's People".
Moment of fame #4: Starred in a boy band.
Tried to build a robot to use in "Robot Rumble" (a "Battlebots"
and "Robot wars" style contest) with dad Homer.
Caused an outbreak of bullfrogs in Australia.
Accidentally destroyed the Simpsons' Christmas presents and got everyone in
Springfield to believe someone took them.
Often strangled by dad Homer, but easily recovers each time.
Managed to trash Flander's house and Beatles memorabelia.
Once broke his leg trying to jump into a pool
Bart's Native American name is "Dances in Underwear"
Bart once went seven months without bathing
Bart's locker combination is 36-24-36
Bart claims to have based his whole life on the teachings of Krusty the Clown
Bart has a natural aptitude for ballet
Bart can write legibly on his own butt
Bart's first words were "Aye Carumba!"
Bart once synthesized a laxative from peas and carrots
Bart taught a hamster to fly a miniature airplane
Bart can play "Jingle Bells" with his armpit
Bart once tried to breed a hamster and a lizard
He once trashed Flanders' house.
Bart once got ordered to be tethered to Homer because of driving a police car
These are colours used on the show for Bart.
Skin: RGB: 255, 217, 15. This is used for all Simpsons.
Bart's orange shirt RGB: 222, 90, 57.
Tongue: RGB 255, 123, 57
Bart's shorts and shoes: RGB 33,209,255
Bart's pyjamas: RGB 123, 189, 41